You know Brit - here I am waiting for some word, some communique, some little notion that you really care.
but did I get my Invite to your Birthday - NNNOOOOOOO

Britney Spears has waited a long time to tell her side of the story about the chaotic last few years of her life, but now she is ready to “set the record straight,” according to MTV.
In a new 90 minute documentary set to air on Nov. 30, the singer is opening up about everything from her new album to her mental breakdown.

Could Britney really be on the mend?
Could she be on the road to being a good mom?
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Only Madonna could get away with this.
During her latest show she brought Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears onstage for a duet.
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A judge on Tuesday dismissed a charge of driving without a license against pop star Britney Spears, after jurors said they could not reach a verdict and a prosecutor said he would not pursue a retrial.

If you're wondering what was going through Britney Spears' head during her erratic era, you are not alone - so does she.

Britney Spears' mother Lynne still has a soft spot for her daughter's ex-husband Kevin Federline.
Lynne - who has penned a book about raising Britney and her younger sister Jamie Lynn entitled 'Through the Storm' - insists despite Britney and Kevin's bitter divorce and custody battle over their two sons, she still thinks highly of her former son-in-law.

The sex tape Britney Spears’ ex-boyfriend was said to be shopping around just doesn’t exist.
At least that’s the latest word from the man himself, Adnan Ghalib. The former paparazzo, who was once an ever-present fixture in the pop star’s life, is now speaking out.

Britney Spears is set to bid for her own sex tape.
Ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, 35, is said to be touting the alleged X-rated footage - which reportedly features a naked Britney wearing a pink wig and engaged in various sex acts - for 5 million pounds to several adult websites.

Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib has confirmed there is a sex tape of the pair.
The British paparazzo claims he and Britney - who reportedly wears nothing but a pink wig throughout the X-rated piece - made the footage while on holiday in Mexico, and admits he is considering selling the two-hour tape for "the right price".

Kevin Federline has warned Paris Hilton to stay away from Britney Spears. The dancer and rapper - who has two children with ex-wife Britney - told the hotel heiress to leave the 'Gimme More' singer alone because she does not need any bad influences in her life.
Kevin reportedly told the socialite at the Las Vegas launch of restaurant and club Lavo he does not want Britney - who recently scooped three gongs at the MTV Video Music Awards - to return to her troubled lifestyle for the sake of his children Sean Preston, three, and Jayden James, two.

Britney Spears, hoping to get her career back on track after a series of public humiliations, will release a new album on her 27th birthday, December 2, her record company said Monday.
"Circus" will be Spears's sixth studio album, and the first single "Womanizer" will be released on September 22, Jiva/Zomba said in a statement.


Oh man, this all we need, Nurse Bimbo.
The Demon of the VMA's. The Pantyless not wearing anything and she flashes everyone, former starlett now sleazebad.
Okay enough. Yep she now is going to start in a reality show of her own.

A healthy and slim looking Britney Spears debuts her new body in a white bikini as she graces the cover of the latest issue of OK! magazine.
I loved her with Muffins (didn't you?)

Spears, 26, proudly reveals her diet strategy to the publication saying, "I'm the healthiest I've been all my life."

Britney Spears is "manipulative and cunning", according to her father, Dad Jamie - who is officially the conservator of Britney's financial affairs and estate - insists 26-year-old Britney has the ability to influence him, because she plays on their close relationship.
He told America's OK! Magazine: "She sometimes calls me 50 times a day and asks me things that light my life up. But, like all daughters, she is very manipulative and cunning. So she gets what she wants a lot."

Britney Spears says her sixth album will be out within nine months as the US pop star seeks to rebound from troubling behaviour and hospital stints for psychiatric evaluations.
In an interview with OK! magazine released on Wednesday, the 26-year-old says she has written more for the new album than her previous five studio albums, and describes it as having an "urban" feel.

Britney Spears is desperate for her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to have a "normal childhood". The 26-year-old singer - who is slowly getting her life back on track following a public breakdown earlier this year - says she would rather her children didn't go into the entertainment industry, after seeing how becoming a star at a young age can affect later life.

Britney Spears is set to play a killer lesbian stripper in Quentin Tarantino's next movie. The troubled singer is Tarantino's first choice to play a deranged dancer called Varla in the remake of 1965 cult film 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'.
A movie insider said: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. "Britney is delighted, she thinks it could turn her career and her life around.

Britney Spears will remain under her father's care for a few more months, but she may ring in 2009 on her own terms. James Spears' control over his pop star daughter's life was extended through the end of the year Thursday by Los Angeles Superior Court commissioner Reva Goetz. The arrangement could end sooner; Goetz scheduled an update on Spears' progress for the end of October.\

Britney Spears is rumoured to be filming a new reality TV show. The 'Piece of Me' singer - who filmed 'Britney and Kevin: Chaotic' with her ex-husband Kevin Federline in 2005 - has reportedly ordered her entourage to carry professional video cameras with them at all times to capture her antics on film.

Singer Britney Spears will pay $25,611 a month in child support to ex-husband Kevin Federline for the care of their two children and will make a final payment of US$250,000 to his lawyers, according to a final custody agreement filed in court.
The monthly child support payment is a US$5,000 increase over what Spears and Federline, a dancer and rap singer, agreed to last year, the court papers showed.

Kevin Federline is set to release a fitness DVD.
The former backing dancer - the ex-husband of Britney Spears - is planning to get back into shape after piling on the pounds and wants to cash in on his potentially buff body by sharing his exercise secrets.

Britney Spears' record label are trying to force her into recording a new album. The troubled 26-year-old singer - who was recently photographed emerging from a recording studio with her manager Larry Rudolph - wants to concentrate on her acting career, but is reportedly being pushed to make a new record.

Madonna wants to reunite Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. The 49-year-old singer is reportedly trying to get the former lovers to join her on stage for her 'Sticky and Sweet' world tour.

Britney Spears will spend the summer working on her new album. The 'Toxic' singer has been "having fun" in the recording studio and is delighted with the songs she has created so far.

Britney Spears and Madonna are teaming up for a routine said to be more shocking than their controversial kiss at the 2003 MTV Music Awards.

Britney Spears is reportedly back with old flame Adnan Ghalib.
The couple split shortly after her meltdown earlier this year, when Britney allegedly found texts on the British photographer's phone from another woman.

An appearance U.S. pop star Britney Spears was to tape for Madonna's upcoming concert tour was delayed due to technical difficulties.

If shaving her head wasn't enough, now Britney wants a quiet place to call home.
Guess she is looking for a private place to shave.

She used to be hot
well before the drugs
and before Kev

It used to be just me and Britney Spears
then came Chris
Someone please - off him

I remember when she was young
hot
and not a heffer